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Santa’s List

December 4, 2013


I have it on good authority that today is Santa’s List Day, the day the jolly big bearded man decides who makes the cut for the nice list. (How people pick these National “Blank” Days is beyond me and makes me want to make a National Baked Ziti Day but I digress…)

I figured that I would take the opportunity on this very important day to confess all the “naughty” things I’ve done this year so the big guy knows just how honest I am and thus ever so worthy of making it on the Nice List.

Here goes everything…

1. I broke my friend’s parents’ martini glass and tried to pretend it wasn’t me.

2. I told everyone at the party that I only had two slices of pizza when really I had four.

3. I did the walk of shame in front of my entire family.

3. I neglected to pick Finn’s poop up…twice.

4. I told a girl her shoes were ugly because she was mean to my friend.

5. I skipped my dentist appointment.

6. I said I was stuck on the subway when really I just couldn’t decide what to wear.

7. I forgot to send that Thank You card…

8. I cut off a New York Marathon runner so I could pick up my birth control.

9. I crashed my bike into a neighbor’s hedge.

10. I drank a bottle of sparkling water in Duane Reade and didn’t pay for it.

11. I backed my mom’s car into a giant (and parked) yellow truck.

12. I drank the last of my friend’s brita water and didn’t fill it up again.

13. I skipped a dinner party so I could keep watching Game of Thrones.

14. I didn’t pay my electric bill on time.

15. I took someone else’s Uber ride.

Here’s to hoping this little confessional works!

6 Comments leave one →
  1. Shelley permalink
    December 4, 2013

    Lol this is too cute!

  2. Samantha permalink
    December 4, 2013

    Hahahah! Made my day!

  3. sspaevers permalink
    December 4, 2013

    naughty, naughty

  4. Amy permalink
    December 4, 2013

    I truly love how honest you are about your life. It is so refreshing to read rather than just another outfit post. Thank you for posting this list. Very fun to read :)

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